Hi there. You may be wondering what I’ve been doing for the last few (four[!]) months. The answer is: lots of things! Including such activities as:
Being Made Redundant. So that whole job thing didn’t last too long. What amuses me more than anything is the extraordinary linguistic convolutions employed to distance anyone from responsibility. There’s a world of difference between a nice crisp “you’re fired” and a mealymouthed “you’re being made redundant.” Some unknown actor has caused this to happen; it’s out of my hands!
Escorting My Mother-in-Law About. Another excellent trip that this time did NOT include fearing for our lives on top of a wee mountain that tried to kill us in the Lake District. Instead we went to places like Lincoln Castle (old stuff, Magna Carta), Whitby (Captain Cook Museum, fish and chips), Robin Hood’s Bay (fossils, ice cream) and, one of my favorites, Lud’s Church (a chasm tucked away in the hills where persecuted church people held church services in the olden days):
And finally…
Throwing Up and Sleeping A Lot. I’m just going to leave this here:














