eptivity

(As suggested by my subconscious while I was sleeping this one time last night)

1. Have the bear stand at the bottom of a hill, maybe minding his own business and fishing for some allegedly tasty fishes.

2. Have your grandfather and his rifle (or shotgun–it’s not like you can tell the difference anyway) stand at the top of the hill.

3. Give your father a paper lunchbag packed full of gunpowder.

4. Have your father sneak up behind the preoccupied bear, gently deposit the bag of gunpowder nearby, and then run like hell.

5. Have your grandfather shoot the bag of gunpowder.

Because that makes sense.