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Lies I Accidentally Told to Canada or Cenaida

1. I have not been to Canada in 3 years (truth: 7 months)

2. I am not bringing in any weapons (truth: Stephan’s Leatherman in the glove box)

3. I am not afraid of bears (truth: I made Cenaida sleep by the door of the tent so she would be eaten first)

4. That star right there is the North Star (truth: not really)

2 Comments

  1. Matt
    Posted 07.08.07 at 01:07 | Permalink

    (In response to #3) Yeah, because bears always look for the opening and/or door of a tent before trying to get at the meat inside.

  2. Posted 07.08.07 at 10:07 | Permalink

    I know, right? They only come in through the front door. I don’t know why this is so difficult for people to believe; I mean, they’re nimble enough to eat berries.


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