1. I have not been to Canada in 3 years (truth: 7 months)
2. I am not bringing in any weapons (truth: Stephan’s Leatherman in the glove box)
3. I am not afraid of bears (truth: I made Cenaida sleep by the door of the tent so she would be eaten first)
4. That star right there is the North Star (truth: not really)





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(In response to #3) Yeah, because bears always look for the opening and/or door of a tent before trying to get at the meat inside.
I know, right? They only come in through the front door. I don’t know why this is so difficult for people to believe; I mean, they’re nimble enough to eat berries.