eptivity

One of my coworkers, who is allergic to wheat, is always talking about how we put a man on the moon, yet no one has managed to make a rice-flour bagel.

To which I say: we put a man on the moon, yet no one has figured out how to make all of my Ritz crackers face the same way in the package. Seriously, people. It cannot be that hard.

And I cannot be the only one who cares.