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Monthly Archives: August 2010

The Stuff Nightmares Are Made Of

Obviously no person involved with this advertisement has ever come in contact with an actual swan.

A Partial List

Things I Did Not Claw My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain For 1. To wake up before 8 a.m. on the weekends, or 6 a.m. ever. 2. To tolerate the unexpectedly prolific littering habits of the general British public. 3. To be barred from making changes to accounts that I have personally [...]

“Maintenance Issues,” Indeed

So there we were at John F. Kennedy International Airport waiting for our flight back to Manchester. It was ordeal enough to find a cab driver who would actually return us to JFK at 4:30 in the afternoon (something about rush hour and lucrative short trips around Manhattan versus mandatory flat fees to the airport [...]

Holidaisical

I know what you’re thinking: where have I been all your life? Well, first there was the Chesterfield move, which took much longer than absolutely necessary, probably because there is less incentive to get everything shipshape squared away when your new house actually has enough room to function in without bothering to unpack. Then there [...]

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