I have what is known in the business as Bad Handwriting. I attribute it entirely to my engineer father and not at all to my nurse mother, who has probably the neatest handwriting you’ll ever see. (Also a pet theory that I’m supposed to be left handed: almost everything I do except write and chop things heavily favors my left hand.)
5 million points to the first person who can tell me what this delightful scrawl says:
Hint: I recently discovered it in some notes I made regarding life in England. From context, I do know what it says.